1. “Are you dating anyone?”

1.“有對(duì)象了不?”

We’re Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.

我們只是臉書(shū)好友(朋友圈點(diǎn)贊關(guān)系)而已啦奶奶。這我已經(jīng)回答過(guò)你啦。

2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex’s name here]?”

2.“(你前任的名字)最近怎么樣了?”

3. “How has the weight loss been going?”

3.“減肥減得怎樣了?”

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of pie.

不好意思，派擋住了，聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)你在說(shuō)什么。

4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that’s either basic, or actually impossible]?”

4.“幫忙看看怎么讓這個(gè)iPhone(要么是很簡(jiǎn)單的操作，要么是不可能的)行么?”

Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.

媽?zhuān)瑒e再把USB插口往墻頭插座插啦。

5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it?”

5.“要是我給你一張健身房會(huì)員卡，你會(huì)用嗎?”

6. “Do you need money?”

6.“你需要錢(qián)么?”

I do, and I completely hate myself for it.

要啊!真是好討厭自己這一點(diǎn)。

7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?”

7.“你和你男/女朋友啥時(shí)候結(jié)婚?”

This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.

要是你的TA也在場(chǎng)，那畫(huà)面就更美好了。

8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you?”

8.“聽(tīng)說(shuō)你的微博很有趣，可以粉你嗎?”

Sure, let me just delete everything on it.

當(dāng)然可以，讓我刪掉所有東西先~

9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been?”

9.“最近工作/學(xué)習(xí)怎樣啊?”

BRB(Be right back.)

我先拜了，馬上回。

10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?”

10.“打算什么時(shí)候給我們生孫子孫女啊?”

If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.

媽你要是再問(wèn)一次，我們馬上開(kāi)車(chē)掉頭回家。